Okay, I know. Some people get super turned off by this one word. I get it, I really do. If used improperly, or if over-used, the F-Bomb can be off-putting. But if you’ll just hear me out, I think I can make you reconsider.
This one remarkable word can be used in endless ways. In fact, it can be a noun, a verb, an adjective; and in special situations, can even pass as an adverb. I know it’s been said before, but this word is the most versatile word known to man.
However, it must be used with the utmost caution. You can’t just randomly throw it out there and expect it to pack a powerful punch every time. Much like antibiotics become less effective the more you use them, so also does the F-Bomb become diluted. You must use it sporadically and with care.
You can convey emotion with the F-Bomb, simply by using proper inflection. You may be awestruck, or furious, or overcome with mirth. Maybe you're frustrated, or aroused, or just really, really tired.
You can stretch it out into several syllables for greater effect, and you can insert inside a compound word to make it mean something entirely different. You can use it as someone’s middle name when speaking about them in a derogatory manner, and you can add prefixes and suffixes and tenses as necessary.
So you see, this word is not to be feared, nor should you cringe when you hear it or when it accidentally slips from your mouth. You should not ban movies or books that contain this word, because sometimes it just needs to be said. And in the same way that farts are always funny, and always will be, the F-Bomb in a perfectly timed release can also trigger uncontrollable laughter.
So let that F-Bomb fly! You’ll know when the time is right. And don’t let anyone f*@$ing tell you it’s wrong!
This one remarkable word can be used in endless ways. In fact, it can be a noun, a verb, an adjective; and in special situations, can even pass as an adverb. I know it’s been said before, but this word is the most versatile word known to man.
However, it must be used with the utmost caution. You can’t just randomly throw it out there and expect it to pack a powerful punch every time. Much like antibiotics become less effective the more you use them, so also does the F-Bomb become diluted. You must use it sporadically and with care.
You can convey emotion with the F-Bomb, simply by using proper inflection. You may be awestruck, or furious, or overcome with mirth. Maybe you're frustrated, or aroused, or just really, really tired.
You can stretch it out into several syllables for greater effect, and you can insert inside a compound word to make it mean something entirely different. You can use it as someone’s middle name when speaking about them in a derogatory manner, and you can add prefixes and suffixes and tenses as necessary.
So you see, this word is not to be feared, nor should you cringe when you hear it or when it accidentally slips from your mouth. You should not ban movies or books that contain this word, because sometimes it just needs to be said. And in the same way that farts are always funny, and always will be, the F-Bomb in a perfectly timed release can also trigger uncontrollable laughter.
So let that F-Bomb fly! You’ll know when the time is right. And don’t let anyone f*@$ing tell you it’s wrong!
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